Deadbeat is the newest thing in the band and the deadest. Built in 2026 from a drum machine, a box of 90s shock-rock cassettes and whatever was left of the last three drummers' kits, then painted white so the blood would show.

Rev 0.0.0. Never updated, never will be. The greasepaint is cracked, one eye stopped working at the first rehearsal and the left arm is bronze because the original fell off. None of this affects the tempo.

Deadbeat doesn't drink, doesn't sweat, doesn't ask about the monitor mix. Deadbeat keeps time the way a corpse keeps still: perfectly, and without being asked.

Never late. Never early. Never alive.